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>Subject: Bush Resume
>The White House, USA
>I attacked and took over two countries.
>I spent the US surplus and bankrupted the Treasury.
>I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history.
>I set an economic record for the most private bankruptcies filed in any
>12-month period.
>I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock market.
>I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
>I am the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.
>In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on
>vacation by any president in US history.
>After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over
>the worst security failure in US history.
>I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips by any president in
>US history.
>In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.
>I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any other
>President in US history.
>I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
>I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any
>President in US history.
>I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president since
>the advent of TV.
>I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any
>other US president in history
>I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to
>intervene when corruption was revealed.
>I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to
>use the national reserves as past presidents have.
>I cut health care benefits for war veterans.
>I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take
>to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record
>for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
>I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.
>I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US
>Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history.
>(The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker
>named after her).
>I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union
>simultaneously go bankrupt.
>I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market in
>any country in the history of the world.
>I am the first president in US history to order a US attack and military
>occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the
>United Nations and the world community.
>I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the
>history of the United States.
>I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases,
>more than any other president in US history.
>I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove
>the US from the Human Rights Commission.
>I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove
>the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.
>I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of
>congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US history.
>I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
>I withdrew from the World Court of Law.
>I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default
>no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
>I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations election
>inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.
>I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign
>The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my
>best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds
>in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
>I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history.
>I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack
>(and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
>I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.
>I took the world's sympathy for the US after 911, and in less than a year
>made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest
>diplomatic failure in US and world history).
>I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people of
>Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and
>I am the first US president in history to have the people of South Korea
>more threatened by the US than by their immediate neighbor, North Korea.
>I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government
>I set the all-time record for the number of administration appointees who
>violated US law by not selling their huge investments in corporations
>bidding for gov't contracts.
>I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any
>other president in US history.
>In a little over two years I have created the most divided country in
>decades, possibly the most divided that the US has been since the civil war.
>I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than
>two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.
>I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving
>record has been erased and is not available). I was AWOL from the National
>Guard and deserted the military during time of war.
>I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.
>All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to
>my father's library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
>All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt
>companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
>All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I served on
>the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
>Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding
>public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.
>For personal references, please speak to my dad or uncle James Baker (They
>can be reached in their offices at the Carlyle Group where they are
>helping to divide up the spoils of the US-Iraq war and plan for the next one).

Americans now doubt bush ethical standards
April 2004 [jpg]
Arab waiter barred from bush dinner { December 12 2003 }
Author fortunate son murdered { July 21 2001 }
Baghdad thanksgiving with selected soldiers { December 12 2003 }
Behind bush
Blair defends george bush london visit { November 17 2003 }
Bush 2000 against nation building and poor nation debt { October 11 2000 }
Bush 2004 strategy { April 22 2003 }
Bush acts crazy and paranoid says aides
Bush and bono have lunch { September 2005 } [jpg]
Bush arrested cocaine 1972
Bush asks condi to go poddy [jpg]
Bush asks condi to go poddy { September 14 2005 }
Bush asks condi to poddy [jpg]
Bush asks court nominees about excercise { July 21 2005 }
Bush aug 2005 approval plummeting
Bush austin powers { July 23 2002 }
Bush biographer murdered { July 20 2001 }
Bush blackhawks wreck queens garden
Bush calls french chirac good cowboy
Bush calls whitehouse the peoples house
Bush campaign criticize imf { October 13 2000 }
Bush campaign wants troops home { October 12 2000 }
Bush carrier speech explanation { May 7 2003 }
Bush compares troops america to nfl { September 4 2003 }
Bush defeated in 1978 as carpetbagger { March 29 1999 }
Bush defends islam
Bush defends outsourcing in heartland
Bush demands more police powers against terror
Bush denies torture while defending cia torture
Bush expands intel chief power over fbi { June 30 2005 }
Bush falls mountain biking again { July 26 2004 }
Bush falls off mountain bike { May 23 2004 }
Bush fell off bike 2004 [jpg]
Bush fell pretzel [jpg]
Bush flashes bird [jpg]
Bush gesture interpreted as salute to satan
Bush goes on vacation again
Bush heil reuters june 14 2005 [jpg]
Bush insists on overtime reform { October 2 2003 }
Bush job approval hits 29 precent { May 11 2006 }
Bush jokes about circumventing elections { October 2007 }
Bush jokes about skull and bones
Bush keeping secrets away from public
Bush left behind [jpg]
Bush loses congress election 1978 texas
Bush lowest popularity in presidency { September 6 2003 }
Bush lunches press pre speech { January 28 2003 }
Bush makes international law scoff comment
Bush meets with nato leaders { February 22 2005 }
Bush mount rushmore [jpg]
Bush painted as wealthy outsider from east
Bush press conferences staged
Bush quotes koran in speech defending iraq war { November 11 2005 }
Bush ratings lowest level november 2005
Bush reagan revolution { February 4 2003 }
Bush requests not be embarrassed by protests
Bush resume
Bush savaged by former treasury chief { January 9 2004 }
Bush says climate change is man made { July 5 2005 }
Bush says free trade will give americans jobs { October 13 2007 }
Bush says hes thinking of new ways to harm our people
Bush says isolation bad and clinton is close friend
Bush says patriot act doesnt erode liberties
Bush says they hate us for being arrogant { October 11 2000 }
Bush scares aides with obscene tirades
Bush sedated { June 28 2002 }
Bush signing statement bypass torture law { January 11 2006 }
Bush spends 40 percent time out of office { April 12 2004 }
Bush strangles [jpg]
Bush supporters more biased against blacks { January 30 2006 }
Bush throws baseball apr04 [jpg]
Bush took cocaine at camp david
Bush under 50perc 2004
Bush unfamiliar with voting rights act
Bush upset with media for reporting bank mining { June 27 2006 }
Bush uses 911 link in iraq speech { September 11 2001 }
Bush w clames to be a texan { January 20 2005 }
Bush wants domestic intelligence like britain { April 13 2004 }
Bush wants more power against terrorism
Bush wants pentagon to lead in disasters
Bush with baby [jpg]
Bushlizard [jpg]
Community work 1973 for community service for drug charges
Critics slam bush india nuclear deal { March 2 2006 }
First lady bush [jpg]
Hair cut afghan
House report blames bush on katrina
Increasing mental lapses worry bush aides { October 2005 }
Keepers bush image { May 16 2003 }
Learn meaning american justice { May 14 2003 }
Letterman shows bored boy during bush speech { April 1 2004 }
March 2005 approval rating lowest of bush presidency
President bush pardons cocaine dealer { December 21 2005 }
Prevpres buttout
Pro bush supporter drives over american flags
Reunion yale frayed ties { April 21 2003 }
Sister in law denies bush cocaine use { September 9 2004 }
Some dispute bush account of 73 charity work
Study of conservatism psyche { August 13 2003 }
Support strong yet tax cut doubts { May 14 2003 }
Taped conversations reveal w bush marijuana use { February 20 2005 }
Turkey trip to baghdad { December 4 2003 }
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